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Read All About the Dysfunctionals - The World's Weirdest Superheroes |
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| Meet Super
Crack Ho |
Super Crack Ho, safe to say, is not your typical
super hero type. Sure, she has the cape thing going for
her but beyond that, she is very unique. Among her
unique qualities, she is a crack addict. But she really
gets going good when she's all wacked-out on crack.
Super Crack Ho is a mild mannered librarian by day,
named Velvita Buttersworth, and by night, a dumpster
diving, crack smoking crime fighter/ho. |
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| Meet
Crystal Meth Man |
Crystal Meth Man is a superhero that is the sidekick
of Super Crack Ho. His secret identity is that of your
friendly neighborhood grub named, coincidentally enough,
Michael Grubbinson.
Often, he will be seen grubbing something off of someone
like money or a cigarette. Of course, when he "borrows"
something from someone, he never actually pays it back.
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| Meet
Captain Tranny |
Captain tranny is a transvestite superhero. His
super powers include flying and sprinkling fairy dust.
The fairy wings are basically for the flying part and he
also does some pretty magical things with fairy dust.
Oh, and he can even kick like a Rockette too.
Captain Tranny teamed up with Super Crack ho and Crystal
Meth Man to form a team of superheroes called the
Dysfunctionals. |
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| Meet the
Frequent Flyer |
The Frequent Flyer is another superhero type in
Punksterville. He is part of that wonderful team of
superheroes called the Dysfunctionals. He is a bit of a
deadbeat dad though. He has fathered a lot of children
and doesn't hold down a steady job.
The Frequent Flyer will often do all he can to avoid
responsibility, which is why he wears his trusty jet
pack. With his jet pack, he can take flight very quickly
whenever he feels someone is trying to force
responsibilities upon him. |
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| Meet the
Fartin' Spartan |
| The Fartin' Spartan is another member of the
superhero team called the Dysfunctionals. His super
powers include a quick fart to stun his enemy and
follows it up with a toilet plunger to the face. He's a
little on the old side though. He may not be as quick as
he used to be but he can sure rip a good one when
necessary. |
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